Newly Discovered Truths
Tried downloading Kabali. µTorrent uninstalled itself. System got formatted. Wi-Fi router crashed. Nearby Airtel tower vanished.
The sticks Rajini used to light his cigarette and throw are now called as missiles
"Time is Waiting for RajniKanth" :D
Rajani doesn't commit to Git Master. The master commits to him!
Rajni Sir gives red bull wings.
Rajni Sir is so powerful that he can bend traffic rules.
Only Rajni sir can transfer heat from a cold body to hot environment without doing any work.
The sun has no light of its own ... it merely reflects off Rajni Sir's aura.
Rajni was once angry with his Hula Hoops and threw them away; today they are known as Saturn's rings.
Once a Ghost called Rajinikanth. Ghost: Hey! You will be killed in 7 days. Rajini: Yes, Rajinikanth here. Ghost: Sorry Sir, I called a wrong number