Newly Discovered Truths
Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as one who has encountered Rajinikanth.
Rajinikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth once performed an autopsy using a nail clipper.