Newly Discovered Truths
When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When you say no one is perfect, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Females have XX chromosomes and common males have XY. Rajinikanth has YY, because he is twice the man than the common man.