Newly Discovered Truths
Rajinikanth can lick his elbows.
Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
How many Rajinis does it take to screw in a light bulb?... None... Rajini can see in the dark.