Newly Discovered Truths
Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
Why doesn't Rajinikanth participate in Olympics???? Because there is no Platinum Medal!