Newly Discovered Truths
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
Rajnikanth once lost his marbles Now it is called The Solar System !