Newly Discovered Truths
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
The whole Universe is actually a dream in a dream in a dream of Rajini that he took while working in Inception.