Newly Discovered Truths
Rajini doesn't make left turns because everything he does is right
Rajinikanth's voice doesn't have an echo - no one talks back to Rajinikanth!
When Rajinikanth looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Rajinikanth.
Steroids were banned from athletics because they tested positive for Rajinikanth.
They have officially changed the "Happy Birthday" song to "Thank you Rajinikanth for letting me live".
RAJINIKANTH can make IDEA network ULLU!
Once Rajini kicked a big stone in the southern tip of India, now it is known as Sri Lanka!
Why Rajinikanth has less hair ?? In olden days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds!
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice!
First time Rajini could not do something... He could not buy on flipkart on billion day blow out sale