Top 50 Truths
Like for Rajinikanth, Comment for James Bond..! Holy Shit... Comment doesn't even exist..!
Rajinikanth can send e-mail without mail id.
Rajini doesn't drink because he is thirsty. He drinks to keep the water-air-soil balance intact!
RAJNIKTH are the alphabets that were added to the English grammar after Rajini was named!
Once Rajini had some birds as his pet, he taught them some of his qualities. Now they are known as the "Angry Birds"
If Rajinikanth would have born before 1947, Britishers would have fought for independence.
When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Rajinikanth.
Ram and Raavan were fighting and suddenly . . . Ram: Chal bye Raavan: kyu dar gaya? Ram: Piche dekh Rajinikanth aa raha hai!
When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
Rajnikanth used to save his preferred videos in his Local C: drive.... Now we call it Youtube..
Once Rajinikanth bought himself a cycle and modified it with only a screwdriver. Today it is known as Hayabusa!
In a small village a group of people had strain in their eyes due to excess sunlight...so to solve this problem, Rajinikanth told them to narrow their eyes...NOW they are known as "CHINESE" !!
Rajinikanth can win F1 race in reverse gear!
DHOOM 3 . . Hrithik & Amir are on BIKE with speed of.. 2000 km/hr & suddenly.. Rajinikanth overtakes them with CYCLE & says.. "Yenna RascaLaa.. Save FuelLaa.. Use CycleLaa" =)
In Rajini's childhood, he used to play in garden. Spilberg named it as "Jurassic park"..
Once Bill Gates said that my house is so huge that I need a train to go from one corner to other; Rajni laughed and said my house is so huge that when I call from one corner to the other, I have to pay roaming charges!
Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher's Day.
Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
Rajinikanth once had a race with Light.. Light came third.. Well Rajini's shadow was Second.
Even Ghajini remembers Rajini!
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
Once Rajinikanth taught a boy to spell "Kung Fu"....now the boy is called "JACKIE CHAN" !!
0nce Rajinikanth was on hot seat of KBC & the Computer needed a Lifeline to choose the question!
When Rajinikanth was a Student, Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
When God watched ROBOT, he said, "OH MY RAJINI"
In the swordsmanship competition, the Chinese fighter split the hair into two pieces, the Japanese fighter slit the throat of the fly. Rajinikanth swung his sword at a mosquito but it kept flying. The Japanese fighter asked laughing: "The mosquito is flying!?" Rajinikanth smiled and said, "Rasscalaa it is flying but it will never be able to become a father!" ;)
RAJINIKANTH knows those two persons who shook their hands in Nokia!!
Rajinikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale.
Rajini adopted 2 horses, 2 camels, 2 elephants from zoo.. Do you know why? To play chess!
Why were Einstein and Newton born before Rajinikanth???????? Because God created "SAMPLE PIECES" before creating a "MASTER PIECE"..... ;)
Rajini once played hide-n-seek, the place where he hid is now known as the Bermuda Triangle!
Rajinikanth can find the real square root of a negative number :P
Ek BAR ek judge ne RAJINIKANTH ko crime karte hue dekh liya . . . . . . . . . toh kya? tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya :-D
Once Rajinikanth threw a rupee coin from his apartment...the rupee is falling since then..
Rajinikanth was born on 30 February . . . . . . . . . . . . since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else. Mind It.
Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the balcony. He went down to pick it up, but it was not there! Reason? He reached there before the coin!
Oxygen can breath due to Rajinikanth......!!!!!
Aishwairya Rai to Rajinikanth: Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu??? Rajinikanth: 0.000000078650000123478956 Rupees. MIND IT!!!
Once a man ate Rajinikanth's breakfast. From then he is known as THE HULK!
Rajinikanth once scared a baby. To this day that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Rajini can draw a straight circle
Rajini is secret of Boost's energy & Complan is Rajini's boy !
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
I don't fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer, I shall write: "According to Rajinikanth".
Once Rajini participated in bike race........don't even try to guess what had happened... Rajini won the race in neutral gear!
The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
Rajnikanth never acted in a Hollywood movie because Hollywood can't afford Rajnikanth!
Principal: What do you want to become in future? Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force & get good job in a good software company and work as lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an actor... Principal: Hey, What's your name? Student: "The Rajinikanth"!!
If Rajinikanth becomes a member of Avengers loki wouldn't dare to enter the Earth.
SON: MOM, why are Dinosaurus lost from the Earth? MOM: Because, Rajinikanth used their eggs for breakfast!
Intel's new ad..........Rajinikanth inside!!br