Top 50 Truths
Once Rajinikanth was teaching how to shoot to his grandson.....as a result.....................Osama Bin Laden was shot in Pakistan...........!
Rajini's favourite SQL query... SELECT * from ORACLE;
Anything / 0 = Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth can speak English in Tamil!
Rajinikanth never swims in the sea because once he swam -tsunami happened!
Only Rajinikanth knows why this kollaveri di!
Once Rajinikanth Sneezed in a Passenger Train. Today it's known as a ..............BULLET TRAIN!!
Breaking News: Rajinikanth purchased two NANO Cars for . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Skating!
The reason this website/app is still standing, is because we are complementing RAJINIKANTH.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
Rajinikanth can make grapes from wine.
Lord Shiva: "Mera Trishul kahan hai?" Parvati ji: "Rajinikanth le gaya." Shiva: "Kyun?" Parvati: "Maggi khaane ke liye !!!"
Rajinikanth never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
RAJINIKANTH can make IDEA network ULLU!
Try this Maths test... This will tell your Favorite Role Model!! NOTE: Try it witout lookng at the answer!!. Pick 1 favorite no. from 1 - 9... Then use dat no. x 3. Then +3. Then x 3 again. U'll get a 2 digit no. Add both digits & find ur favorit person below! 1.Einstein 2.Mother Teresa 3.A P J Abdul Kalam 4.Tom Cruise 5.Bill Gates 6.A.R.Rahman 7.Tendulkar 8.Newton 9.Rajnikant Y people r so crazy abt Rajinikanth, I don't undrstand..!!!! ;)
In 2004 Rajini cried. That's when the tsunami came!
Only Rajini knows "How I met your mother"
Rajini Run, a game where a temple idol stolen by a group of monsters are chased by Rajini.
Rajini hates Rajini Truths. He thinks this site underestimates him!
RAJNIKANTH can make a dog's tail straight....!
Rajinikanth once built himself a private bathtub............ Now it is called the 'PACIFIC OCEAN'
The last time Rajini played battleship, it was called Pearl Harbor!
Rajinikanth played with frisbees in his childhood. Now americans call them UFOs
Rajinikanth doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Rajinikanth.
Once Rajinikanth hit a villian high in the air, that's why chicken little said the sky was falling.
God forgot to update Rajini's address. Karnataka gets water.
Once Rajini poured a little water in a hole. Today it is called the Nile River!
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth is not immortal or invincible. He is beyond those silly things.
There is ordinary. Then there is extraordinary. And beyond that there is Rajinikanth.
Ranjinikanth uses Chuck Norris as a pawn in chess
The keyboard on Rajini's computer doesn't have a question mark, he only has answers.
Once when Rajinikanth went to Canada, he wanted to pee. The place where he peed is now known as Niagara falls!!
Rajinikanth doesent comb his hair ... it actually stays down due to the fear of Rajinikanth!
Once Rajini FARTED in his own style YENNA RASCALLA !! from then onwards the scientists observed a big hole in the OZONE LAYER.
Once Rajinikanth taught a very small boy how to play football and today we call that boy Diego Maradona!
Does any one know why Rajini's Facebook profile does not show the section ''People You May Know''? Because Rajini knows everyone!
The word "Phobia" is Latin for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth's tears cure every disease known to man. Too bad Rajini never cries.
Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
Rajnikanth creates a new email id....firstname.lastname@example.org
Rajnikanth gone for morning walk...and in afternoon police arrest him. Why?.. because he reached USA without visa!
CAT is outdated.. now the students have to prepare for RAT.. wondering what it is..? Rajinikanth Aptitude Test!
Scientist have finally found the "God Particle" which will be named as Rajinikanth!
Rajinikanth can destroy entire pakistan with a single FART!
Rajini sir can play football with his hand, basketball with his leg!
Before Tom Cruise, Rajinikanth was approached for the movie "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE", but he refused it as he found the title insulting his personality.
If Rajini KANT, no body CAN!
Rajini attacked Europe in 1348 through 1350. The officials couldn't ruin their reputation by letting it spread that a man killed so many so they marked the event as the Black Plague.
Once a media guy asked Rajini: "Don't you get angry after seeing these ridiculous jokes on you?" Rajini replied: "Do you think they are jokes?"br