Top 50 Truths
Rajinikanth can send can mms from a landline phone
Once Rajinikanth told an old man to grow a white beard and gain some weight....NOW he is known as "Santa Claus" !!!!
['Po' means 'GO' in south] Once Rajanikanth was angry with a tree and he said "Po Tree" .....now those words are known as the inspiration behind "POETRY"...!!!!
Once Rajinikanth abused a boy, and now he is known as "yo yo Honey Singh"!
Once Rajinikanth got into a fight with a VCR player....... Now it plays DVDs.
Clouds in the sky are all Rajinikanth's cigratte smoke!
Once Rajinikanth was playing KBC....AMITABH: Computer ji ...Rajinikanth ji se sawal puchiye...COMPUTER JI: may i use a lifeline?
Why was there a cloud burst in Leh? Because RAJINIKANTH'S water balloon blasted there!
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
One day Rajini wanted to eat non veg food - that day marked the extinction of the dinosaurs!!
Rajini updates his Facebook status from a calculator!
Rajini can make android, iPhone, windows and blackberry applications with a nokia 1110 phone!
Once Rajnikanth tried horse riding without horse . . . . . . Now that is known as GANGNAM STYLE..=D
Rajini has decided to donate his eyes. . . . . . . . . . for NASA to make new HD telescope!
Rajinikanth once taught a child how to play Counter Strike. That child went on to become Osama Bin Laden
Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
Rajinikanth once ordered a boy to keep quiet. Now he is the Prime Minister of India - Manmohan Singh!
Rajinikanth's next movie... TITANIC in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajini swims Atlantic ocean, Heroine in 1 hand &.. Titanic in other hand...!!
Once Rajinikanth took two stones and rubbed them with each other to produce fire....one of the stones caught fire and....now we call it the "SUN"...!!!!
RajiniKanth Can Copy a Blu-Ray Movie to a Floppy Disk
Dengue mosquito bit Rajini and the mosquito died because of Malaria.
Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Are you guys still playing Temple Run?? RAJINI SIR is waiting for you at the end line... :D
Reason For Power Grid Down in North India?????????????? RajiniKanth: guys I am charging My Cell Phone!! B-)
Once Rajini left his tap on. Now 71% of Earth is water!
Rajinikanth doesn't read your mind, he tells it what to do.
Rajini once played badminton ,the shuttle he hit,went through the atmosphere tearing open the biggest hole in ozone,shattering the second moon of earth,taking the created debris with itself and shedding it in between Mars and Jupiter(creating the asteroid field),skimmed above the Jupiter's atmosphere(creating a storm that is still on from 300 years),went through the side of Uranus(rotating it in the opposite direction) and finally hit Pluto(sending it out of solar system).
Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
When Rajini falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Rajini-ed.
When Neil Armstrong landed on moon.....he was terrified because he saw a board written "Welcome to my guesthouse Armstrong.........Rajini....."
For his 'Guest Appearance' in one of the Tamil movies, Rajinikanth received 'Best Actor' Award.
If RAJINI says "Sorry", he can make dead man alive !
Intel's new ad..........Rajinikanth inside!!
Only Rajinikanth can win an argument with a woman!!
Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience!
Once Rajinikanth became the coach of Indian Cricket Team . . . . . . . . . Don't even try to guess what happened..!. :O ......... The Indian Cricket Team won the FIFA and Hockey World Cup too.
Ghosts are created when Rajini kills people faster than the death can process them!
Rajini once taught engineering to a boy. Today that boy is known as Tony Stark!
Rajinikanth purchased a road roller...Guess why?????? To iron his clothes!!!
Once Rajini asked a boy to shut up. Now the boy is known as Manmohan Singh!
Once Rajinikanth was caught on the highway for over speeding...while walking!
Once Roger Federer asked Rajinikanth ask me anything about tennis, I know everything about it. Rajinikanth asked very wisely tell me how many holes are there in tennis net!
When Rajnikanth was in school, he got an assignment to write a few sentences using his own words. These are now known as Universal Truths.
Once Rajini made a Six. That ball never returned and is known now as PLUTO.
What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? Oh my Rajinikanth!!
Rajinikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college................ He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!
Christiano Ronaldo can throw a football over 250 metres. Rajanikanth can throw Christiano Ronaldo even further.
There is nothing which rajiniKAN'T!!
=)) Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
Once Rajinikanth left for morning walk..... Then suddenly police arrested him...... because he reached america without passport and visa..br