Top 50 Truths
Rajinikanth doesn't flush his toilet....he scares the shit out of it!!!
When Rajinikanth sky dives....the earth wears a helmet.
While Rajinikanth watches a movie in a multiplex, he can pause, rewind and forward the movie with his TV remote.
Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe laces. Now tht building is known as the "LEANING TOWER OF PISA"!
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai. Rajini: Ok. Next day. Gf: Hey! Where the hell is My Shadow????
Once a man asked Rajinikanth for some money. Rajinikanth handed over his wallet to him. Today the man is known as Anil Ambani!!!!!!!!!
Once Rajini went on a planet and started the fire due to cold; now it is called SUN.
Once Rajnikanth told Nike to "just do it" and it did!
Once RAJINIKANTH participated in a spelling contest..................He wrote so many words that it became a book and came to be known as a Dictionary......Now it is published by many publishers like Oxford Macmillan etc.
Rajinikanth can squeeze apple juice from banana
In his childhood days Rajinikanth made a binocular....today it is known as HUBBLE TELESCOPE
The Film Titanic part 2 was directed in Rajini's Bathtub !!
Once Rajinikanth ate half apple and threw on a phone. And now it is known as iPhone!
Once Rajini smoked a cigar and threw the bud still glowing into the space and now its called the sun!
Rajinikanth is the only one who drank the milk from the milky way in the galaxy
Once a photo of Rajinikanth was given for photocopying. Don't even try to guess what happened. We got two copies of the photocopying machine.
When Rajini sir flies in a plane, the plane doesn't move, the world moves.
Rajinikanth can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button..
Once Rajini taught right hand thumb rule to a kid. Now that kid is knowm as ACP Pradyuman (CID)!
The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Rajinikanth.
My cellphone is full of Rajinikanth messages . . . and now . . . . . . . I dont need a charger!!
Rajini knows who killed Jessica
Once on a highway Rajini dashed a tata truck today it is known as tata nano.
Once Rajini appeared for engineering oral and at the end he told external "COME PREPARED NEXT TIME RASCALAAAA"!
Ranjinkanth played basketball on the moon and now moon has craters.
Once Rajini taught computers to a child. Now he is known as Bill Gates!
Rajini Can Whistle, Laugh And Sneeze at the same time .
THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!! Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJINI Tendulkar And his coach's name is ramaKANTH Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
When RajiniKanth Dies. His Tombstone will not Read " RIP " - It Will be " BRB "
Once Rajinikanth taught a kid to solve a puzzle, from then on he is known as "Sherlock Holmes" !!!!
Once Rajinikanth taught a boy to play Counter Strike. Today the boy is known as OSAMA-BIN-LADEN!!!
Once Rajini was walking. MJ saw it and learnt moonwalk!
Rajinikanth can boil water into ice !!!!
Once Rajinikanth taught a kid how to open a door without ringing the bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA.
Rajinikanth once donated his toys to two kids in an orphanage.......now they are known as Batman and Iron Man!!!
Rajini disproves the multiverse theory. Wait, are you implying there can be more than one Rajini?
Rajini treated Ghajini .. and now, he even remembers the number of diapers his mom changed!
Rajinikanth can kill the zombie chasing in Temple Run!
Rajinikanth doesn't pay attention - attention pays him.
One day Rajnikanth got angry with his mother and threw away the dinner set. Today people refer to its pieces as flying saucers!
Once a boy stole RAJNIKANTH's dustbin.....today the boy is known as DOREMON
Rajini's phone rings even when it is switched off!
Rajinikanth started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is "Rajinikanth's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
Why are the Himalayas rising? Because Rajini lives in Chennai. Simple, lever effect!!!
Once Rajini was drinking water !! Ab isme bhi truth chahiye?? Are bhai, he was trying to rescue ppl from the flood!
Why did the British leave INDIA in 1947??? Because they came to know a baby Named Rajinikanth will be born in 1949!!
Once RAJINI gave a candle to a little girl, today that girl is known as MADAME TUSSAUDS!
This year's RAJINIKANTH award goes to Oscar!
Rajini can outrun a cheetah, by walking!!
Rajinikanth was wrong only once - when he thought he was incorrect!!!!!!!!!
Rajinikanth sleeps in the light; not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.br