Top 50 Truths
Obama's speech in USA after India Tour - "Maa Kasam Sach Bol Raha Hu, Rajinikanth BOMB Se Agarbatti Jalata Hai. Toba Toba!"
Tsunami attacked Tamil Nadu because Rajinikanth was out of station!
Do you know how Rajini shoots a man behind a wall? Rajini first throws the first gun up and while the gun faces the enemy with another gun he shoots on first guns trigger and the gun fires and .............
Rajinikanth frequently donates blood. Just never his own.
Happy Rajinikanth to Birthday
Rajinikanth can see the sound waves in the air
Once Rajinikanth closed all the lights of his room.....today the room is known as Black Hole!
Rajini can put out fire with kerosene!
Rajinikanth can give head-ache to Asprin!
Rajinikanth keeps blue whales in his mini aquarium !!!!
Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
Once Rajini was eating "ice gola", very little part of it felt down on land.............today that land is known as Himalaya Mountain!
The whole world computer memory together can be downloaded into Rajini's Micro SD card..
Rajini recently wrote a book entitled "Things I Can't Do". The book is one blank page long.
As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. that's why the keyboard has scrambled letters.
RAJINI taught a boy how to smile. He is now known as NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU!
Once Rajinikanth gave his watch to a poor guy and he is now called "Ben" of Ben 10......
While playing once Rajini said 'Statue' to a girl and now that girl is called "The Statue of Liberty".
Good news for all C programmers. A new header file is included by ANSI using which no warning & errors occur in the program.. #include < Rajinikanth.h >
Maths is just the illogical part of Rajini's brain!
Once Rajinikanth left for morning walk..... Then suddenly police arrested him...... because he reached america without passport and visa..
Rajinikanth filmed the making of the first camera.
Lunar eclipses occur when Rajinikanth has a staring contest with the sun and it flinches.
Rajinikanth can see atoms with his naked eyes.
Once Rajini stood on a Hummer car ........................the result was Tata Nano!!!!
Once a boy broke the glass of Rajinikanth's house.Today the world knows that boy as Rahul Dravid.
Once Rajini ordered idli from McDonald's. The owner refused and now he always sits outside every McDonald's store
When RAJINIKANTH plays cricket, he uses THE STONEHEDGE as his STUMPS!!!!!!!!!
Facebook has Rajinikanth account!
One Day Rajinikanth got angry at his sweeper. He kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with his broom. Today the boy is famous as 'HARRY POTTER'.
Sun does not rise untill RajiniKanth Says " GoodMorning "
Rajini can install Windows 7 from a Floppy disk in just 10 seconds.
Once Rajinikanth was walking through the rain but still did not get wet because he was walking between the raindrops!
Once upon a time Rajini thought of playing Gilli danda in his own style. Now the game is known as Cricket!
Rajinikanth can suck blood from a mosquito!
Whenever Rajinikanth's personal Jet passes over the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean, the Bermuda Triangle disappears mysteriously.
Rajini has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Once Rajinikanth went for a confession.... The next days BREAKING NEWS..... the Pope had to retire!
Only Rajinikanth has 32 wisdom teeth
Bullets Dodge RAJINIKANTH!
Once Rajini left a toy in New York. Now it is known as Statue of Liberty!
Rajinikanth uses anaconda as his belt.
In order to add Rajini's App, Google created Chrome!
Rajini grew a moustache at the age of eighteen (seconds)!
Even Voldemort winces terribly when Rajinikanth's name is mentioned and thus he refers to Rajini as "You-Know-Who".
Rajinikanth's mobile always flashes a message..............."Customer care is waiting to talk to you"!
Rajini can hear music in mute mode!
Why did Titanic ship sink in the water? Because it dashed Rajini while swimming!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajinikanth pajamas.
Rajini helped Santa to complete gift delivery by sketching a shortcut. Now it's called Google Maps!
Whenever Rajini mispells or mistypes a word, it becomes a new one.br