Top 50 Truths
Once Rajnikanth found an American boy and taught him some unknown language rap. That boy today is known as Eminem
Once Rajini told a joke to a little kid. Today he is known as the Laughing Buddha!
After heavy jogging, Rajinikanth rested on a building and drank some water. That building is now known as the Leaning Tower Of Pisa!
Rajinikanth can win a game of chess with 1 move!
Rajinikanth lost his hammer from his toolbox a few years ago...Nowadays Thor seems to be using it.
Rajinikanth can make 720 degrees from protractor!
Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes Yesterday!
Once Rajinikanth sent a sexy joke to a small girl. Now that girl is famous as Sunny Leone!
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajini withdrew his money from his savings bank in Europe and Greece became bankrupt!!
Rajinikanth has ordered for Onion Dosa and that's the reason why onion prices have gone up!
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Rajinikanth" was already taken.
Once Rajini threw a white rock upwards........now it is known as the moon!!!
Once Rajinikanth went to Mc Donalds and ordered a Dosa.......Mr Mc Donalds refused...Since that day...Mr Mc Donalds sits outside his own restaurant!
Rajinikanth once threw away some of his toys in his childhood... the toys were later found in a place near Mumbai and that place is now known as the Essel World.
My PC does not have any virus because I have Rajinikanth photo as background!
Only Rajini knows the man who was driving the Fiat Uno at the time of Princess Diana's accident! But the British police did not dare to come for an inquiry!
Rajinikanth's business card says, "I'll call you"!
Rajinikanth once took a stress test, the treadmill had a heart attack!
Rajinikanth has two Nano cars for skating
The Invisibility Cloak in Harry Potter was actually Rajnikanth's use-and-throw face tissue!!!
Meteors crash when Rajini plays Angry Bird !! :P
Rajinikanth already saw the match in his dream last night and he saw India had won. Today he just came to watch the highlights!
Rajinikanth once hit a cricket ball very hard. The ball hit a building. Now it is known as Leaning Tower Of Pisa!
Rajinikanth haunted a ghost once and forced it to commit suicide!
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We use two sims in one phone at once, but Rajini uses one sim on two phones at once!
Rajinikanth corrects spell check.
Rajinikanth once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Rajinikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
Rajini once tried to correct a clock at his home, as he turned the dials anticlockwise, following series of events happened - Sun went from West to East, water flowed from seas and oceans back into the glaciers, helium broke down into hydrogen in Sun, every living thing went "moon-walking" and suddenly Rajiini realised that he had traveled 11 hours back in time.
Once a guy tried to flirt Rajnikanth's girl friend and now that guy is known as . . . . . . . . . . . BOBBY DARLING.
Who is the person supplying those gadgets to Doraemon??? Of course the thalaiva..Rajinikanth!
Rajinikanth is the only one who can lift Thor's hammer!
When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
Why did Superman leave his planet Krypton? To get physical training under Rajinikanth here on Earth !!!
Rajini told the Dark Knight to rise!!!!!!!!!!
Rajinikanth Makes Twilight Cry.
Rajinikanth knows why this kollaveri di!
Computer never gives a warning message to Rajinikanth.... Rajini warns the Computer!
Rajini's weight gives earth the little tilt it have , around its axis.
Rajini taught his birds some special moves. Today they are called Angry Birds
Rajinikanth doesn't shower, dirt is too afraid to go on him.
Rajinikanth can Draw a Circle with a scale :-p
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
Once Rajini was celebrating Diwali and he threw two bombs. The next day there were news of bombings in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Once Rajinikanth taught a man to make a webpage. Today that man is known as Mark Zukerberg!
Once RAJINIKANTH and GOD were fighting............ RESULT: Aaaaj Bhagwaan uper hai.......:D:D:D
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
There was back to back earthquake in Indonesia. Then after investigation it has been found that it is due to Rajinikanth continuous sneezing while walking in Marina beach.
Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes Yesterday!br