Top 50 Truths
Rajini does not participate in any competition because he wins before they start.
Rajini once went near a black-hole , black-hole got sucked into Rajini.
Rajini can swim in pool without water.
An apple a day keeps the doctors away but thinking about Rajini a minute keeps everything away!
Once Rajini taught football to two children....now those two are known as Ronaldo and Messi!
Rajinikanth once adopted a salamander and a baby monkey as pets. Now people knw them as GODZILLA & KING KONG !!!!!
Nokia is launching R-series with features: dual qwerty keypad, full touch, 24G, 500MP camera, gprs, torch, tv, fridge, AC, washing machine and su-30 MKI aeroplane
Rajini once put a lot of TATA salt in a pond. The pond is today known as "Dead Sea"
Roger Federer told Rajini that he knows everything about tennis. Then Rajini asked him : kanna how many holes are there in a tennis net?
Rajni can eat dosa with chop sticks
Once a coin slipped and fell from Rajini's hand when going in a plane. Now that place is called "SWIZ BANK"!
Rajini knows the people who shake hands in Nokia's ad!
When Rajinikanth smoked his first cigarette, the cigarette coughed.
:p Rajini can send BBM from a PCO.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth can create fire in a fire extinguisher!
MUMBAI never sleeps coz RAJINIKANTH is snoring in CHENNAI.....:P
Only Rajini knows why Bajaj Pulsar is "Definitely Male!"
Rajini can stand on an ant without killing it!
CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJINIKANTH APTITUDE TEST.
The Burj Khalifa is just a sand castle made by Rajinikanth!
Titanic sank in Rajinikanth's bathtub!
Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
Paul the Octopus predicted Rajinikanth's death and the octopus died.
Even atheists believe in Rajinikanth.
The missing peice in the Apple's logo is actually a token share of Rajinikanth.
The speed of light is so fast because it is afraid of Rajini. But, it doesn't know that Rajini lives in a black hole.
Rajinikanth does not need your respect. He simply has it.
Rajinikanth is so fast that the GPS speaks to him in the past tense.
Rajinikanth doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone!
Once a stupid boy was stuck on a question in an examination so he copied some stuff from a boy sitting next to him who was actually Rajinikanth. Today that stupid boy is known by the name "William Shakespeare".
Once Rajinikanth was shaving, accidently he got injured and 1 drop of blood fell on the floor. Some passing ants touched the blood drop and they became VAMPIRES.
Rajinikanth was supposed to play the Iron Man, but then there would be no need for the suit.
Once there was a Tsunami in Japan. After some investigastion it was found that Rajini had kept his phone in water with vibratory mode.
Once Rajini kicked a big stone in the southern tip of India, now it is known as Sri Lanka!
Assassination of Osama Bin Laden - Osama Bin Laden was found dead in front of his computer. Why? Because Rajinikanth poked him on Facebook!
Q:-Why do Indian rivers flow from North to South ? A:- Rajini lives in South, which gives the land a little slant, which paves the path for rivers to run into seas of South.
Rajini can make an Atom Bomb out of one atom!
Rajinikanth uses anaconda as his belt.
Rajinikanth can kill the dead!
Comparison between Rajini & Bill Gates : Bill Gates :- My house is is so big that I need a train to travel from one corner to another corner Rajni sir :- my house is so big that I need A passport........!!!
Once Rajini taught a guy to play 'Call of Duty' .... Today that man is known as 'OSAMA BIN LADEN'!
You can try hard and become anything, even you can be the President of India. But you cannot be R-A-J-I-N-I
Anyone can roar only when Rajini snores!
Once Rajinikanth was smoking and he made a ring with the smoke...........now the ring has surrounded Saturn....!
Rajnikanth can run backwards in Subway Surfers game.
Rajinikanth in IPL climax: 1 ball, 23 runs needed for Chennai to win...Rajini batting, Bowler bowls, Rajini hits, Ball into 4 pieces, All go for a Six!!!!
RAJINI once tasted Potassium Cyanide. He said, it was very tasty.
Once Rajnikanth painted on tv and that day was the day when we used colour tv for the first time..!!
Chess originally had a piece called Rajinikath. It was removed because in one move, it could kill all Pawns, Knights, Rooks, Bishops, Dethrone the King and get the Queen PREGNANT!!!
Once Roger Federer asked Rajinikanth ask me anything about tennis, I know everything about it. Rajinikanth asked very wisely tell me how many holes are there in tennis net!br