Top 50 Truths
Rajinikanth chewed up a rasgulla and a gold bar, then he spit out Bappi Lahiri!
Once Rajini went to drink tea from a chaiwala, and he is now our Prime Minister Modi!
Rajinikanth used to live by a graveyard, but he was never haunted. Why? Because ghosts don't like being killed twice.
Rajinikanth knows who let the dogs out!
If RAJINIKANTH was born before Mahatma Gandhi, Britishers would have gave him all the taxes.
Once Rajinikanth gave a person a glass full of water now that person is famous as...POSEIDON [the 'so called' god of water..!]
When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Rajinikanth can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Once Rajinikanth gave a french kiss to his wife in front of a boy!...........................that boy is now called Imran Hashmi!
Exam at sharp 9:00 AM, Rajinikanth submits his paper at 09 Hrs 00 Min 00 sec 00 ms 00 us 00 ns 00 ps 00 fs 01 as.
Rajini keeps ANTARCTICA in his Refrigerator!!!!
Only Rajini can keep his wife Happy!!!
Rajinikanth's voice doesn't have an echo - no one talks back to Rajinikanth!
Rajini doesn't make left turns because everything he does is right
Once Rajini threw permanent green colour solution on a boy. Now he is named as The Hulk
Rajinikanth once drowned a guy, in the Sahara desert!
After years of research scientist have found that BIG BANG is due to Rajini's Cracker.
Once a kid used to play Frisbee with Rajini, today Gotham calls that kid The Batman.
Raijni was having bath in the sea and he sneezed - which created hurricane Sandy!
Rajini doesn't go to the blood bank to donate blood - he MMS's it over!
Rajnikant knows Kaun Banega Crorepati!
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
Rajini hates all periodic tables because the only element on Rajnikanth's list is the element of 'surprise'!
Rajini can download Apple apps to his Blackberry.
Bill Gates calls Rajinikanth for tech support.
If you can see Rajinikanth, you're in trouble. If you suddenly can't, you're dead.
Once Rajini's abacus was stollen by someone.... thus computer was invented :P
Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
RajiniKanth has no initials!! Initials have Rajinikanth before them!!
Rajinikanth can kill all his opponents in counter strike with one bullet!
How many Rajinikanths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Rajinikanth can see in the dark.
Intel's new edition - Rajinikanth inside - mind it!!! edition
Newton's 1st law: A body at rest will remain at rest unless some force acts on it. Modification in law because of Rajini: nothing remains at rest when Rajini's around.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
Rajinikanth once got angry and kicked a building. The building is found in Pisa.
When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death you're actually walking through Rajinikanth's living room.
There are only two certainties in life, Rajinikanth and death, in that order.
Rajinikanth is so strong that when he fell in love, it broke!
Once Rajini visited China and millions of people came to see him. To control the line, he asked to build a corridor and called that 'Great fans of China' which is now popular as "Great wall of China"!
Rajinikanth can write in Arabic language from left to right
Once Rajinikanth bunked school..... Now that day is known as SUNDAY
Rajinikanth once argued against his wife...........and won!
When Rajini was a baby, he named himself.
Rajini once met Bin Laden. New he is Been Laden.
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the Lights on, he turns the Dark off.
Pen is mightier than the sword........but Rajini is mightier than the Pen!
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice!
Rajinikanth once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Rajinikanth can write with an eraser.
Intel's new tagline for its fastest processor- "RAJINIKANTH INSIDE"br